Naruto and naruko
the past was fucked up
the present ain’t too much better
"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"
"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"
"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"
"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"
"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"
"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."
"My child is a plant."
LA DOULEUR EXQUISE
French: literally “exquisite pain”; the heart-wrenching pain of wanting someone you can never have.
of course, naruto will be smoking hot! Eventually! Well, he’s getting there now, but still! yeah!
and then that’s him with his chidori scar…..his only scar?
and then a super sweet minato and naruto timetravel-makes-everything-better picture.
there’s a lovely fic that inspired that doodle; Escape Artist by Fiorea on fanfiction.net:
. I had my reservations, but it’s a sweet and absolutely beautifully written piece. Definitely captured my heart
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.